We do have a very interesting scenario here – it is an intense estrogen-rich environment to say the least.  When poor Bob the Gay was fired we lost the only male (sort of) we had – now we are one big catty family, divided into three tribes:  the Elders (4 oldies who have over 25 years each here), the Neutrals (6 kissers of Elder arses), and the Savages (4 who refuse to conform to arse-kissing regime and therefore have a tougher go of it). 

It’s very Lord of the Flies, just with 10-keys as weapons.